If Avengers Made Malaysia Their Home

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1. You’ll hear them over the radio giving public service announcements to be kind, do good and support your local music acts. It will probably sound something like this:

“Hi, my name is Tony Stark and I’m from the Avengers! Whenever you go online and search for us on YouTube, take the time to search for your local heroes such as Cicakman and Keluang Man. They will definitely appreciate local support and it will go a long way! Once again, I’m Tony Stark and here at (inserts radio station’s name), we support our local heroes.”

2. Itu dia, Kapten Malaysia

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3. Billionaire Tony Stark will be Malaysia’s biggest contributor to the GST (but of course, no problem for him lah)78b7

4. Thor would open a few F&B outlets like this:

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5. You’ll see traces of him in the menu…

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6. DO NOT EVER piss Hulk off on the road. Always let him ‘potong’ you.

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7. Black Widow would have to cover up before appearing in public417b8. Instead of getting together over some shawarma, the Avengers would makan together-gether at the mamak for discussions on the latest political controversies and gadgets.3ace9. Quicksilver’s favourite catchphrase: “On my way”

10. Malaysian parents start looking out for tuition classes to enrol their kids in for a bright future in the field of crime fighting and butt kickingC3f9

11. The Vision suddenly becomes poster boy for Malaysia’s ‘Wawasan 2020’. Not bad.

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12. Oh, and watch out, Raja Bomoh. You’ve got stiff competition against Scarlet Witch.B48e13. Hawkeye will part-time as a SUKMA coach

Ad6414. Special meet-and-greets will be held for the Avengers team but they will all be cancelled at the last minute

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(via SAYS.com)

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